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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The one with the rant

"I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"


This pretty much sums it up. Be the first to name the movie and I'll save you a seat next to me when I watch it on Thanksgiving.

2 comments:

  1. Christmas Vacation. Chevy Chase :)

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  2. best movie. ever. i wish i could remember it by heart and whip it out during heated conversations. if only....

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